This is My Story

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the Wack-o of a town called Sittard.

In west Limburg roamed and plagued
On the cemeteries was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all drool
And all shootin some vampires outside of the school
When a couple of trolls who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my dog got scared
She said ‘You’re movin’ with your equipment and lab up the stairs’